Some Christians are offended by Harry Potter. These Christians say
that because Harry practices witchcraft they cannot help but be offended. It
would be something different, these Christians say, if there was no such thing
as real witchcraft, but since there are real witches trying to war against
Christians, a witch who is a hero is offensive. I haven't had time to think
about it much myself because I have been working on my own idea...
I am creating a character called Parry
Hotter who is in training to be a grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. I know what
you’re thinking. You’re thinking that this character would be offensive, and
people would not want to see him because being a Klansman can never be seen in
a positive light. Well, that's where you’re wrong. My young Klansman is not one
of the bigoted bad Klansman, but my Klansman uses his skills for good. Parry
does not burn crosses on the lawns of minority's, he burns his crosses on the
lawns of the bad bigoted Klansman. He puts on his white sheet and hood to
terrorize these bad Klansman and drive them away to keep the minority's safe.
When these bad Klansman refuse to leave, and minorities remain in danger, then
Parry has to go to the next level, and he and his friends show up in the middle
of the night at the bad Klansman's home and spirit them off, and these bad
Klansman will never be seen or heard of again. We must keep in mind that Parry
was forced to take this drastic action because the bad Klansman are so evil and
bad that they left poor young Parry with no other choice. You should also keep
in mind that young Parry is really harmless, to the general public anyway, and
is also so cute and innocent looking that no one could possibility be offended
by him.
My character Parry Hotter should be no
more offensive to the general public than Harry Potter is to Christians because
when you are fighting evil, and very cute, whatever you are and whatever
techniques you use can never be offensive.
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